i never thought i would say this but i wish i would have seen Dear John this weekend. no, its not because i have a man crush on Channing Tatum or i read the novel and wanted to see the film adaptation of it. i was actually next in line to buy tickets for the late showing of it friday night when the selfish s.o.b. in front of us bought the last tickets.
what happened next is disturbing. i wouldn't wish it upon anyone.
since Dear John was sold out, my girlfriend and i instead bought tickets for the movie Legion. this is a story about how God gave up hope on humanity and sent his army of angels to kill everyone. BUT WAIT! an angel named Michael dare stand against God and fight along side the humans?! not too shabby i thought...at first.
the movie was filled with less than mediocre acting and some of the worst dialogue i've ever heard. i couldn't tell if this was a serious movie or if i should laugh(which i ended up doing for the last 45 minutes of the movie).
after the movie was over and i stopped punching myself in the face, i continually cursed the heavens, hoping, praying an angel would come down and fight by my side as i tried to get my money back for that horrible attempt of a movie.
there is no way God gave Sony Pictures permission to use him in this film.
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